Sunday Funday

On Sunday, I went to Newcastle with my family. We woke up at 6:30 and left at 7:40. Newcastle is a small and old city. 

We took two trains to get there. The first train took us to Strathfield, which was a short trip. The second train took us all the way to Newcastle. It took us 3 hours to get there. I played on my brother's PSP. I played Fifa 11, Midnight Club Remix, Burnout Dominator, and Flat-out Head-on. It was so much fun!

The first thing we did was to get under a tree, then we put some sun lotion and ate mint chocolate. We went to Subway and we all ate a foot long subway. Four subways costs $36 and one subway costs $9. We also walked around and found a bridge. We went up the stairs and I took pictures of what it looks like when you look down. We also went to the beach. I played with the sand and played in the waves with my dad. 


Then we went to the walkway. My dad and I went to see a boat which was in the second floor.

My dad and I were looking at the rocks and while was looking at them, I saw a big wave come in front of me but my dad was not looking at it because he didn't see the wave.

We also walked on a place where the rocks were and also where the big waves were. That place was in the beach and we went there after we did all the events in the beach.

We also went to the park and saw an anchor. Then we went back home at evening. But when we got on our first train, it became night. In that train, I again played games on my brother's PSP.

But on the next train, i didn't, because Ashfield was the first. 

Then finally, we all got home.

Invisible Me

Once upon a time there was a boy called Tom. He lives in a tall building. He lives on the very top floor. He lives with his mum, dad and his little brother George.


Tom and George like playing games together.They play with toys, video games and running games. They have lots of fun playing together.

Then it was night."Good night." said mum.
"Good night." said Tom. "Good night." said George.

When it was morning, Tom felt a bit funny. He looked at the mirror, and he couldn't see himself. He went to mum.

 "MUM! can you see me?" exclaimed Tom.

"Where are you Tom?" mum asked. 

"Behind you!" he replied, worried.

"Oh NO! I can't see you!" exclaimed mum. Tom ran to dad.

"Can you see me?" asked Tom

"Who is that? What do you want?" dad whirls around holding a chainsaw.

"DAD, IT'S ME! TOM!" Tom shouted, afraid of the sharp spinning blades.

"Tom? Where are you? I can't see you!"

Tom almost fainted. He ran to George.

"Can you see me?" asked Tom. 

George's mouth fell open.

"GHOOOST!!!!!" he cried, and ran away.

"OH NO! So I AM invisible!" exclaimed Tom. "Well, it's not that bad because now I have invisibility, I can become a superhero!" 

" All the bad guys won't see me and I will be capable of beating them up very easily. But I still want to be myself." 

"I can't even take things but I can hit them," said Tom. Once he met the Three Stooges.

"They can help me," said Tom, "Hey, Moe can you give me back my old life where everyone can see me?"

"Who was that?" Moe looked at Curly, "why you good-for-nothing numbskull you! That horn I took in the ear's making me hear things!"

Moe tried punching him. His fist bounced off Curly's head and hit Tom in the gut, hard. 

"Ey, who's this guy?" Moe was staring right at Tom.

"You can see me?"

"Of course I can see you, what do you think I am, blind?"

"Maybe..."

"Why you..."

Tom dodged Moe's angry fists and ran away, visible again. He lived happily ever after.

Lost in the Snow

Once upon a time there was man called Edd. Edd lives in the snow in  New Zealand. He live with his dogs. He also lives with his wife called Lydia. Edd and Lydia are going on a trip. They packed up ready to go out.

Once they got out, they saw snowy trees and snowy mountains. Edd found a tent. They went in. They met Matt and Amanda in the tent.

Matt and Amanda introduced some hot food for Edd and Lydia.

 This was when Matt and Amanda were grown ups. Matt was 24 years old and Amanda was 23 years old. Matt, Edd, Amanda and Lydia had lots of fun.

Everyone played snowball fights. Matt and Edd built a big snowball. Amanda and Lydia built a big snowman as a shield and they built snowballs to try stopping the big snowball.

Suddenly, the snow became heavier and heavier.Matt."I think it's a snow storm!"exclaimed Matt. They ran as fast as they could to get to the tent." My dogs! I forgot about my dogs! exclaimed Edd. 

"Matt! My dogs have gone missing!" exclaimed Edd. "M...M..Missing!" exclaimed Matt.

"Amanda! Edd's dogs have gone missing!"exclaimed Matt.

Everyone! Lets get out of here and find Edd's dogs that have gone missing! Exclaimed Amanda.

They got out and looked everywhere but didn't find Edd's dogs.

"I think the dogs are stuck in the snow."

 The dogs were also trying to find Edd and Lydia but they did not find them. 

Until Edd had an idea.

"I know, we've not looked under the snow," So Edd took a shovel from the tent. Then they found the dogs. Then the dogs licked Edd and Lydia. "Anyway, at least I've got my dogs back, they cost me like $200," said Edd.

And they lived happily ever after.

The Magic Carpet

Once upon a time there was a boy named Matt. Matt's full name was Christopher Matt Tom. Matt lives in a country called U.S.B. U.S.B stands for "United States of Bolivia." Matt went out to for a walk. He lives with a girl. Her name was Amanda. they walked together until they found a very tall tree. They saw a carpet. They tried to climb up the tree, but they keep falling down. They tried shooting the carpet, but the bullet kept going through the carpet.


They tried almost everything.
Until Matt got an idea. "I know! I can go to my house & get a ladder." said Matt. "yeah! that's a great idea." said Amanda.

Matt went to his house & went to a  work room where he had all his tools. He went back to the tree then put the ladder on the ground.

Matt climbed up the ladder & pulled the carpet down. Matt got pulled of the ladder by the carpet. OH NO!! screamed Amanda. She pulled his legs & climbed on to the carpet.They sat on the carpet. "I know what kind of carpet this is. If it's not an ordinary carpet. It's a magic carpet."said Matt. Amanda sighed. "How do we control it?" asked Amanda."We can't. It's magic, it moves by itself but you can tell it what direction you want it to go to."

"Phew!" said Amanda. "does that mean we can go home?"she asked. "Yep" replied Matt. "Wait, how did you get all of that information." asked Amanda. " My friend told me all of that, he's a scientist."said Matt."OK" said Amanda. "At least we can go home though." said Amanda. So they controlled the magic carpet to go home & they lived happily ever after.

Joke

(Q) What has 13 eyes, 700 legs, 5 heads & 10 noses?

(A) Very ugly centipede that looks wrong.

Should Animals Be Kept in Zoos?

People have different views about keeping animals in zoos.

To begin with, people will want to see some animals that they always wanted to see.
In addition, people might have not seen the animal for a long time so they can go to the zoo and look at them.
Finally, some people might want to feed the animals in the zoo or watch a bird show.

But on the other hand, I also think animals shouldn't be kept in zoos because they will rather like at home in the wild than in the zoo like humans wouldn't like to be in jail, they would rather like to at home with their family because they can miss each other and they can be sad.

In conclusion, I am inclined to support neither of these
views completely.

Should The Canteen Sell Junk Food?

I believe the canteen shouldn't sell junk food.
To begin with, people will get too sick.
In addition, some people can be allergic to junk  food but still wanted it.
Finally, it won't be fair for the people that are allergic to junk food but not allergic to healthy food.
I strongly believe that the canteen shouldn't sell junk food.

sport joke

"How many pairs of pants are you wearing?" asked Tom.

"FORE!" yelled Bobby.

Life of Yaan

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