Jokes!!!: number: I dont know how many I made!

1.Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a video!
A.I thought I've seen you before.

2.How many apples can you put in an empty box?
A. One. After that it won't be empty anymore!

3. How can you sink a submarine full of people?
A. Knock on the door!

4. Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a HOLE in one.   :D

5. Doctor, Doctor, I think my eyesight is getting worse!
Yes. You're right! This is the post office!

6. Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a spoon!
Then just relax and try not to stirr!

Funny Jokes 11!!!

1.What do dinosaurs put in their chips?

A.Tomatosaurus.

2.What do dinosaurs put on their floors?

A. Rep-Tiles.

3.Why is six scared of seven?

A.Because 7-8-9.

4.Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

A.To get to the bottom.

5.What helps keep you teeth together?

A.Tooth-Paste.

6.What is the easiest way to get on TV?

A.Sit on it.

7.Name 3 invention that have helped man up in the world.

A.The elevator, the ladder, and the alarm clock.

8.Doctor, Doctor, no-one ever listens to me.

NEXT!

9.Doctor, Doctor, How can I stop my nose from running?

Stick your foot out and make it trip over.

10.Doctor, Doctor, I have ringing in my ears.

Well, then answer it!

11.Doctor, Doctor, I'm turning into a trashcan.

Don't talk such rubbish.

12.Doctor, Doctor, Everyone thinks I am a liar.

I don't believe you.

13.Doctor, Doctor, I have only 59 seconds to live!

Just a minute.