1.
What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Indian Ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
2.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy your underwear.
3.
What did the blind boy say when his friend said "Look under there"?
Under where?
4.
When does B come after U?
When you take some of its honey.
Wednesday, 31 December 2014
Tuesday, 30 December 2014
Funny Jokes 1
1.
There were three cats on a boat, one jumped off, how many were left?
None, they were all copycats.
2.
Three people were trying to get to Disney Land.
There saw a sign that read " Disney Land left". So they went back home.
3.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Red
Red who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Red
Red who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Red
Red who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say red again.
4.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tank
Tank who?
You're welcome.
5.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Arch
Arch who?
Bless you.
6.
How do you confuse a fool?
Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
7.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robin you! So give me your cash!
8.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Do-Ya-Think-He-Saw-Us
9.
What do you call a sleepy dinosaur?
Brontosnorus
10.
Why did the surfer stop surfing?
Because the sea weed!
There were three cats on a boat, one jumped off, how many were left?
None, they were all copycats.
2.
Three people were trying to get to Disney Land.
There saw a sign that read " Disney Land left". So they went back home.
3.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Red
Red who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Red
Red who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Red
Red who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say red again.
4.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tank
Tank who?
You're welcome.
5.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Arch
Arch who?
Bless you.
6.
How do you confuse a fool?
Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
7.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robin you! So give me your cash!
8.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Do-Ya-Think-He-Saw-Us
9.
What do you call a sleepy dinosaur?
Brontosnorus
10.
Why did the surfer stop surfing?
Because the sea weed!
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