Funny Jokes 1

1.
 There were three cats on a boat, one jumped off, how many were left?
None, they were all copycats.

2.
 Three people were trying to get to Disney Land.
There saw a sign that read " Disney Land left". So they went back home.

3.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Red
Red who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Red
Red who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Red
Red who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say red again.

4.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tank
Tank who?
You're welcome.

5.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Arch
Arch who?
Bless you.

6.
How do you confuse a fool?
Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.

7.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robin you! So give me your cash!

8.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Do-Ya-Think-He-Saw-Us

9.
What do you call a sleepy dinosaur?
 Brontosnorus 

10.
Why did the surfer stop surfing?
Because the sea weed!