A.Tomatosaurus.
2.What do dinosaurs put on their floors?
A. Rep-Tiles.
3.Why is six scared of seven?
A.Because 7-8-9.
4.Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A.To get to the bottom.
5.What helps keep you teeth together?
A.Tooth-Paste.
6.What is the easiest way to get on TV?
A.Sit on it.
7.Name 3 invention that have helped man up in the world.
A.The elevator, the ladder, and the alarm clock.
8.Doctor, Doctor, no-one ever listens to me.
NEXT!
9.Doctor, Doctor, How can I stop my nose from running?
Stick your foot out and make it trip over.
10.Doctor, Doctor, I have ringing in my ears.
Well, then answer it!
11.Doctor, Doctor, I'm turning into a trashcan.
Don't talk such rubbish.
12.Doctor, Doctor, Everyone thinks I am a liar.
I don't believe you.
13.Doctor, Doctor, I have only 59 seconds to live!
Just a minute.
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