Thursday, 4 August 2016

Jokes!!!: number: I dont know how many I made!

1.Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a video!
A.I thought I've seen you before.

2.How many apples can you put in an empty box?
A. One. After that it won't be empty anymore!

3. How can you sink a submarine full of people?
A. Knock on the door!

4. Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a HOLE in one.   :D

5. Doctor, Doctor, I think my eyesight is getting worse!
Yes. You're right! This is the post office!

6. Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a spoon!
Then just relax and try not to stirr!

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