Funny Jokes 10!!!!

1.

What happens if someone pronounces "s","h" instead and tries to say sound?

He would say hound.

2. 

Phone: Where are you?

Me: In my house.

Phone: Where in your house?

Me: In my room.

Phone:Where in your room?

Me: Near my bed.

Phone: Where is your bed.

Me: If I tell you, you will keep asking me questions.

Phone: Tell me.

Me: In my house.

Funny Jokes 9!!!!!!

1.

Police: Where do you live?

Me: With my parents

Police:Where do your parents live?

Me: With me

Police: Where do you all live?

Me:Together

Police: Where is your house

Me: Next to my neighbors house.

Police: Where is your neighbor's house?

Me: If i tell,you won't believe me.

Police: Tell me.

Me: Next to my house.

2.

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Rub it

Are you a frog?

No, I am a rubber.

3.

A police officer on traffic duty

flags down a car.

“Sir, you appear to have 12

penguins in the back of your car."

 
“That’s right, officer, I do.”

“Well that’s ridiculous take them 

to the zoo straight away.”

“OK officer.” 

And the car drives off.

Next day, the same policeman in the

same spot sees the same car drive

past with the penguins in the

back.

He flags him down again.

“I thought I told you to take them

to the zoo.”

“Yes, officer, and it was great

today I’m taking them to the

cinema.” 

Funny Jokes 8!!!!!!!!

1.

Q.How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A.The food tastes funny.

2.

Q.What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food?

A.Gaelic Breath.

3.

Q.What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?

A.A carrot!

4.

Q.Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because it held up a pair of pants.

5.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Britney Spears

Britney Spears who?

Knock knock

Who's there

Oops I did it again

Funny Jokes 7!!!!!!!!

1.
There were 2 people stuck in the sea. The guy on the walkie talkie asked,"Where are you? Be pacific please.

2.
What dog can jump higher than a building?
Any, Buildings can't jump.

3.
What do you call an earth that goes to the toilet all the time?
Perth!

4.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because was outstanding in is field.

5.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Broken Pencil
Broken Pencil who?
Nevermind... it's pointless...

6.
I saw a man at the beach yelling
"Help Shark Help!"
I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.

7.
What can you find in the middle of nowhere?
The letter H.

8.
What can you find in the middle of the ocean?
The letter E.

9.
What does an envelope say when you lick it?
Nothing. It just shuts up.

Funny Jokes 6

1.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
What are you crying about?

2.
Knock knock
Who's there?
No one
Then who am I speaking to

3.
Why are skeletons always alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.

4.
What did the skeleton say to the twin witches?
Which witch is which?

5.
What do you call a witch that lives in the beach?
A sand witch.

Funny Jokes 5

1.
How do get a one armed fool out of a tree?
By waving to him.

2.
Knock Knock 
Who's there?
Ice-cream
Ice-cream who?
I scream, you scream we all scream for ice-cream.

3.
How do make a hankie dance?
Put some boogie in to it.

Funny Jokes 4!

1.
Why do people end up thinking that their pet fishes are soldiers?
Because they live in tanks!

2.
How did the Skunk phone his mother?
On the smellular phone.

3.
How does a crab call someone?
On the shellular phone.

4.
What do you call a camel with 3 humps?
Humphrey.

Funny Jokes 3

1.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Who

Who who

Am I talking to an owl?

2.

There were two fish in a tank.

One said "How do you drive this thing?"

3.

Why don't tigers play cards in the jungle?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Buildings in Hong Kong

1.International Finance Centre 2 (IFC 2)
IFC 2 is the 2nd tallest building in Hong kong. It is 416 m tall. It has 88 storeys.





2. Peak Tower is a shopping centre. It has more places inside in it. It is mostly famous for shopping.