Funny Jokes 9!!!!!!

1.

Police: Where do you live?

Me: With my parents

Police:Where do your parents live?

Me: With me

Police: Where do you all live?

Me:Together

Police: Where is your house

Me: Next to my neighbors house.

Police: Where is your neighbor's house?

Me: If i tell,you won't believe me.

Police: Tell me.

Me: Next to my house.

2.

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Rub it

Are you a frog?

No, I am a rubber.

3.

A police officer on traffic duty

flags down a car.

“Sir, you appear to have 12

penguins in the back of your car."

 
“That’s right, officer, I do.”

“Well that’s ridiculous take them 

to the zoo straight away.”

“OK officer.” 

And the car drives off.

Next day, the same policeman in the

same spot sees the same car drive

past with the penguins in the

back.

He flags him down again.

“I thought I told you to take them

to the zoo.”

“Yes, officer, and it was great

today I’m taking them to the

cinema.”