Funny Jokes 7!!!!!!!!

1.
There were 2 people stuck in the sea. The guy on the walkie talkie asked,"Where are you? Be pacific please.

2.
What dog can jump higher than a building?
Any, Buildings can't jump.

3.
What do you call an earth that goes to the toilet all the time?
Perth!

4.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because was outstanding in is field.

5.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Broken Pencil
Broken Pencil who?
Nevermind... it's pointless...

6.
I saw a man at the beach yelling
"Help Shark Help!"
I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.

7.
What can you find in the middle of nowhere?
The letter H.

8.
What can you find in the middle of the ocean?
The letter E.

9.
What does an envelope say when you lick it?
Nothing. It just shuts up.