Funny Jokes 2

1.
What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Indian Ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.

2.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy your underwear.

3.
What did the blind boy say when his friend said "Look under there"?
Under where?

4.
When does B come after U?
When you take some of its honey.

Funny Jokes 1

1.
 There were three cats on a boat, one jumped off, how many were left?
None, they were all copycats.

2.
 Three people were trying to get to Disney Land.
There saw a sign that read " Disney Land left". So they went back home.

3.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Red
Red who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Red
Red who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Red
Red who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say red again.

4.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tank
Tank who?
You're welcome.

5.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Arch
Arch who?
Bless you.

6.
How do you confuse a fool?
Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.

7.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robin you! So give me your cash!

8.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Do-Ya-Think-He-Saw-Us

9.
What do you call a sleepy dinosaur?
 Brontosnorus 

10.
Why did the surfer stop surfing?
Because the sea weed! 

Knock Knock Jokes!!!

1. Knock knock 
   Who's There?
    Doctor
       Doctor who?
   How did you know my name?

2. Knock Knock 
    Who's there?
    Al
    Al who? 
    Alligator

Birthday Party

On the 21 November it was my brother's birthday. In the morning when it was 7:00, I made a letter and gave him a hug.

My dad and mum gave him two chocolates and an Xbox 360 game which was Need For Speed Shift. I gave the Xbox 360 and I already have the Xbox 360 controller which I got for my birthday which was earlier on the 5th of January.

The Birthday cake was a chocolate cake with a piano and a man playing it. Also a girl was sitting on top of the piano.

We were allowed to play until dinner time. I played Blur with my brother on his laptop. My dad and mum played Toca Race Driver on the Play Station 2 (PS2).

The birthday was fun and we also got to pop the party poppers. We also started playing on the Xbox 360 and started playing Need For Speed Shift. And that was how we spent the day.

Referee Joke

Q. What is the referee's favourite drink?

A. Penal Tea

Dictionary Jokes

1. Q. What do you call a dictionary that is creative?
   A. A detective.


2. Q.What do dictionaries do when they get a job?
    A. Dictate

FUNNY JOKE!!!!!!!

Q. What do you call an alligator in a vest? 

A. An investigator

Having Dinner With Fang Fang

One night Fang Fang invited me to dinner at her grandmother's house. She called her grandmother Nai Nai. Her cousins Ling May and Ling Sun came as well. We had wontons, great big ones, Fang Fang's favourite. It was her favourite because she found a green jade cat in a great big wonton before. She still has that jade cat and wears it on a string around her neck. I needed a massive bowl that could hold such a big wonton that could hold green jade cats, and I used chopsticks to eat the wonton. Fang Fang's grandmother made them especially because Fang Fang thought that it would be good to let me have a taste of her very favourite food. Fang Fang used to not be able to eat using chopsticks, but now she is so good that she taught me how to use them. I used to not be able to eat with them either, but with her help I feel like I grew up in china. Then it was time to go home. I said thank you to Fang Fang and her Nai Nai. I had lots of fun with them. I wanted to have dinner with them again.

Seagram Building and Structures

Seagram Building, New York
Seagram Building is the first modern high-rise building in New York. It is 160 metres tall and has 38 floors.

Structures

CN Tower, Toronto, Canada

CN Tower is the tallest structure in the Western Hemisphere at 553 metres and 147 floors.

Sydney Tower, Sydney, Australia

Sydney Tower is the 2nd tallest structure in Australia and is the tallest in Sydney at 309 metres and 19 floors.

Space Needle Tower, Seattle, Washington

The Space Needle Tower is the tallest structure in Seattle and Washington. It has 6 floors and is 184 metres. It is in a Windows 8 lock screen.

About Buildings

1. Freedom Tower, New York

 Freedom Tower has two buildings. It has 104 floors and is 541.3 meters tall. The Freedom Tower is the tallest building in the western hemisphere and in New York.

                                

                                                    Freedom Tower

                                                                                                 

2. Chifley Tower, Sydney

Chifley Tower is the 3rd tallest building in Australia and 2nd tallest building in Sydney. It has 50 floors and is 244 metres tall.   

                                           Chifley Tower      

3. Burj Khalifa, Dubai

 Burj Khalifa means Khalifa's Tower in Arabic. It remains the tallest building in the world, but there are three proposed buildings, Kingdom Tower, Sky city, and Nakheel Tower which are all going to be around 1000 meters tall. Burj Khalifa is 830 meters tall and has 160 floors.

                                                                  Burj Khalifa

4. Petronas Towers, Kuala Lumpur

The Petronas Towers are twin towers. It is the tallest building in Kuala Lumpur at 452 meters.

                                        Petronas Towers

5. World Trade Centre, New York

The World Trade Centre twin towers were the tallest buildings in New York and got destroyed by terrorists in 2001. 

                                       World Trade Centre

  6. Shanghai Tower, Shanghai

     Shanghai Tower is the tallest building in Shanghai. It is 632 meters and has 128 floors and it is still under construction.

                                   Shanghai Tower