Jokes!!!: number: I dont know how many I made!

1.Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a video!
A.I thought I've seen you before.

2.How many apples can you put in an empty box?
A. One. After that it won't be empty anymore!

3. How can you sink a submarine full of people?
A. Knock on the door!

4. Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?
A. In case he got a HOLE in one.   :D

5. Doctor, Doctor, I think my eyesight is getting worse!
Yes. You're right! This is the post office!

6. Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a spoon!
Then just relax and try not to stirr!

Funny Jokes 11!!!

1.What do dinosaurs put in their chips?

A.Tomatosaurus.

2.What do dinosaurs put on their floors?

A. Rep-Tiles.

3.Why is six scared of seven?

A.Because 7-8-9.

4.Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

A.To get to the bottom.

5.What helps keep you teeth together?

A.Tooth-Paste.

6.What is the easiest way to get on TV?

A.Sit on it.

7.Name 3 invention that have helped man up in the world.

A.The elevator, the ladder, and the alarm clock.

8.Doctor, Doctor, no-one ever listens to me.

NEXT!

9.Doctor, Doctor, How can I stop my nose from running?

Stick your foot out and make it trip over.

10.Doctor, Doctor, I have ringing in my ears.

Well, then answer it!

11.Doctor, Doctor, I'm turning into a trashcan.

Don't talk such rubbish.

12.Doctor, Doctor, Everyone thinks I am a liar.

I don't believe you.

13.Doctor, Doctor, I have only 59 seconds to live!

Just a minute.

Simply the Best

On the 17th September on Thursday, there will be a whole school circus called Simply the Best. Stage 2 are the scary ones and will enter the stage with a song called Thriller by Michael Jackson and we will dance to another song by Michael Jackson called Beat It. 

The whole school will come on stage and sing two songs called Simply the Best by Tina Turner made in 1991 and We Go Together from a movie called Grease made in 1978

I'm Back! :-)

Hi Blog Readers! Sorry for not posting blogs for you to read. I've not been publishing because I had hard homework, and I've been busy trying to practice my speech. I've been very busy these days but I can blog on weekends and sometimes weekdays. If you want to see my speech, check my next Blog!

Bye!! 

New Years Harmony Day!!!

On Harmony Day , I was in the school hall with my friend to see the African Drumming. First, we had a turn on the drums. Our hands were in pain after that. The we did crazy dances to  the african drummers playing the drums. My  friend and I shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!" to each other! After that our ears got blocked because of  how loud it was! My friend thought that the drumming was the fireworks! He thinks that nearly everything are fireworks! Even when we Play Kick Ball he thinks that when someone kicks the ball a firework explodes! Even when he plays Bus Simulator 2015 he thinks each crash is a firework! This happens a lot because he likes celebrating New Years and even thinks that some days are New Years Eve and some days are New Years Day! Even I sometimes do this with him! 

Funny Jokes 10!!!!

1.

What happens if someone pronounces "s","h" instead and tries to say sound?

He would say hound.

2. 

Phone: Where are you?

Me: In my house.

Phone: Where in your house?

Me: In my room.

Phone:Where in your room?

Me: Near my bed.

Phone: Where is your bed.

Me: If I tell you, you will keep asking me questions.

Phone: Tell me.

Me: In my house.

Funny Jokes 9!!!!!!

1.

Police: Where do you live?

Me: With my parents

Police:Where do your parents live?

Me: With me

Police: Where do you all live?

Me:Together

Police: Where is your house

Me: Next to my neighbors house.

Police: Where is your neighbor's house?

Me: If i tell,you won't believe me.

Police: Tell me.

Me: Next to my house.

2.

Knock Knock

Who's there? 

Rub it

Are you a frog?

No, I am a rubber.

3.

A police officer on traffic duty

flags down a car.

“Sir, you appear to have 12

penguins in the back of your car."

 
“That’s right, officer, I do.”

“Well that’s ridiculous take them 

to the zoo straight away.”

“OK officer.” 

And the car drives off.

Next day, the same policeman in the

same spot sees the same car drive

past with the penguins in the

back.

He flags him down again.

“I thought I told you to take them

to the zoo.”

“Yes, officer, and it was great

today I’m taking them to the

cinema.” 

Funny Jokes 8!!!!!!!!

1.

Q.How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A.The food tastes funny.

2.

Q.What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food?

A.Gaelic Breath.

3.

Q.What is bright orange and sounds like a parrot?

A.A carrot!

4.

Q.Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because it held up a pair of pants.

5.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Britney Spears

Britney Spears who?

Knock knock

Who's there

Oops I did it again

Funny Jokes 7!!!!!!!!

1.
There were 2 people stuck in the sea. The guy on the walkie talkie asked,"Where are you? Be pacific please.

2.
What dog can jump higher than a building?
Any, Buildings can't jump.

3.
What do you call an earth that goes to the toilet all the time?
Perth!

4.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because was outstanding in is field.

5.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Broken Pencil
Broken Pencil who?
Nevermind... it's pointless...

6.
I saw a man at the beach yelling
"Help Shark Help!"
I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.

7.
What can you find in the middle of nowhere?
The letter H.

8.
What can you find in the middle of the ocean?
The letter E.

9.
What does an envelope say when you lick it?
Nothing. It just shuts up.

Funny Jokes 6

1.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
What are you crying about?

2.
Knock knock
Who's there?
No one
Then who am I speaking to

3.
Why are skeletons always alone?
Because they have nobody to go with.

4.
What did the skeleton say to the twin witches?
Which witch is which?

5.
What do you call a witch that lives in the beach?
A sand witch.

Funny Jokes 5

1.
How do get a one armed fool out of a tree?
By waving to him.

2.
Knock Knock 
Who's there?
Ice-cream
Ice-cream who?
I scream, you scream we all scream for ice-cream.

3.
How do make a hankie dance?
Put some boogie in to it.

Funny Jokes 4!

1.
Why do people end up thinking that their pet fishes are soldiers?
Because they live in tanks!

2.
How did the Skunk phone his mother?
On the smellular phone.

3.
How does a crab call someone?
On the shellular phone.

4.
What do you call a camel with 3 humps?
Humphrey.

Funny Jokes 3

1.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Who

Who who

Am I talking to an owl?

2.

There were two fish in a tank.

One said "How do you drive this thing?"

3.

Why don't tigers play cards in the jungle?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Buildings in Hong Kong

1.International Finance Centre 2 (IFC 2)
IFC 2 is the 2nd tallest building in Hong kong. It is 416 m tall. It has 88 storeys.





2. Peak Tower is a shopping centre. It has more places inside in it. It is mostly famous for shopping.

Funny Jokes 2

1.
What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Indian Ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.

2.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy your underwear.

3.
What did the blind boy say when his friend said "Look under there"?
Under where?

4.
When does B come after U?
When you take some of its honey.

Funny Jokes 1

1.
 There were three cats on a boat, one jumped off, how many were left?
None, they were all copycats.

2.
 Three people were trying to get to Disney Land.
There saw a sign that read " Disney Land left". So they went back home.

3.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Red
Red who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Red
Red who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Red
Red who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say red again.

4.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tank
Tank who?
You're welcome.

5.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Arch
Arch who?
Bless you.

6.
How do you confuse a fool?
Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.

7.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robin you! So give me your cash!

8.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Do-Ya-Think-He-Saw-Us

9.
What do you call a sleepy dinosaur?
 Brontosnorus 

10.
Why did the surfer stop surfing?
Because the sea weed! 

Knock Knock Jokes!!!

1. Knock knock 
   Who's There?
    Doctor
       Doctor who?
   How did you know my name?

2. Knock Knock 
    Who's there?
    Al
    Al who? 
    Alligator

Birthday Party

On the 21 November it was my brother's birthday. In the morning when it was 7:00, I made a letter and gave him a hug.

My dad and mum gave him two chocolates and an Xbox 360 game which was Need For Speed Shift. I gave the Xbox 360 and I already have the Xbox 360 controller which I got for my birthday which was earlier on the 5th of January.

The Birthday cake was a chocolate cake with a piano and a man playing it. Also a girl was sitting on top of the piano.

We were allowed to play until dinner time. I played Blur with my brother on his laptop. My dad and mum played Toca Race Driver on the Play Station 2 (PS2).

The birthday was fun and we also got to pop the party poppers. We also started playing on the Xbox 360 and started playing Need For Speed Shift. And that was how we spent the day.

Referee Joke

Q. What is the referee's favourite drink?

A. Penal Tea

Dictionary Jokes

1. Q. What do you call a dictionary that is creative?
   A. A detective.


2. Q.What do dictionaries do when they get a job?
    A. Dictate